One fine morning, Sadananda was scrolling Instagram when he saw a fitness influencer flexing his 6-pack abs. He immediately looked at his own belly and thought,
"Bro, I need to fix this before relatives start calling me ‘Gol Gappa’!" 🤨😆
He rushed to the gym and confidently told the trainer,
"Bhai, I need abs in one week. Bas!" 😎
Trainer (laughing): "Beta, pehle warm-up kar lo!"
Sadananda (full swag mode):
"Warm-up is for weaklings! Give me dumbbells, I want BULK!" 💪🔥
The trainer smirked and handed him a 5 kg dumbbell. Sadananda lifted it with all his strength and…
"AAAAAAAAH! MERI JAAANNNN!" 😫💀
Trainer (laughing harder):
"Bhai, that was just warm-up!" 🤣
Day 1:
Sadananda somehow survived. But by night, he couldn't even lift his TV remote! 📺😂
Day 2:
His arms were so sore that he tried to scratch his head but ended up punching himself! 🤕
Day 3:
His legs stopped working. He sat on a chair and realized… he couldn’t get up! 🚶❌
At home, his mom saw him walking like a penguin and asked,
"Beta, what happened?"
Sadananda (crying):
"Maa, I don’t know if my muscles are growing or if my soul is leaving!" 😭😂
One week later…
Sadananda quit the gym, ordered extra cheese pizza, and posted on Instagram:
"Abs are temporary, biryani is forever!" 🍕😂
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